knights of the temple infernal crusade pc

Owing much to claret-filled games such as Severance, EA's Lord Of The Rings titles and any Golden Axe clone you care to name over the past 13 years, there's a degree of following the herd to the point of just pretty much copying it wholesale and hoping for the best. Right from the first hack, you know exactly what you're in for: relentless batches of enemies to be dispatched with ever increasing degrees of stylish violence, doors to be unlocked, keys to be found and the occasional puzzle to be solved. That's simplifying matters somewhat, but at its sincere heart Knights Of The Temple is hardly the most complicated game we've played this century. A noble Templar Knight by the name of, er, Paul, has two things on his mind putting a stop to an evil plot perpetuated by an evil Lord Bishop - of all people, and, naturally, getting the girl. Ok, so maybe it's not quite that simple, but Starbreeze's obscure recent release Knights Of The Temple presumably aims to be slightly more interesting than that.įor a game hell-bent on all out action, the somewhat earnest and predictable setting hardly helps sell the game to the uninitiated looking for the next great interactive entertainment experience. Perfect after a hard day of soul crushing desk job brain death.

Plug in joypad, turn on console, disengage brain, mash those buttons until you can see the dents coming through your nails. The noble art of the button-mashing hackandslash - an ancient art almost as old as old as gaming itself.

Knights of the temple infernal crusade pc